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The Canyon Dive

My Australian dive partner Gillian pointed to my right as I swiveled around, bubbles obscuring my view and tickling my face. Snug in my partially inflated buoyancy control device, I kicked my fins to stabilize and looked at the enormous crack extending across the sea floor. The Canyon is near to Dahab’s famous Blue Hole. [...]

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Piss Pride Porcelain

 From Seattle to Jerusalem, I’ve pissed in hundreds of urinals. One has time to think in those sixty to six hundred-second leaks: aim, pressure, splash radius, urinal cake odor. If us men are lucky, we get to power-melt leftover ice from the hotel bar. Sometimes these recepticals of our fluid waste are simple troughs of [...]